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20 December 2010 @ 07:54 pm
12 Days of Drabbles! Day 8 - "It's Normal"  
I am so, so sorry. XD

Day 8 - "Milk"
Title: It's Normal
Rating: PG-13
Series: Manga/Brotherhood
Word Count: 463
Characters: Ed/Winry
Summary: The body does weird things to you when you're pregnant.

“So what did the doctor say today?” Ed asked, hugging his wife to his chest, hand on her expanding belly.

“The baby’s doing fine,” she smiled back. “My back hurts a little bit, though.”

Ed stared, “Wait, your back hurts? Is that normal? Where does it hurt? Is it your shoulders or down low? If it’s down low, maybe you should rest…or lie down…hang on, I’ll call the doctor, we can see—”

“Ed,” Winry sighed, grabbing him by the wrist before he got a chance to run off and call every doctor in a thirty mile radius. “It’s fine. My back is gonna hurt a little bit…and my feet…and a lot of things. It’s normal.”

He frowned. “It shouldn’t be normal if you’re hurting.”

She gave another sigh. “It’s normal for being pregnant. Don’t do what you did last time with the morning sickness—”

I was worried!

He really was too sweet about these things, but all the same…“I know. But I told you, and pretty much every doctor in Amestris told you, it’s normal. You shouldn’t get so worried. I’m going to be in a little pain, I can’t help that. The body does weird and gross things to you when you’re pregnant.”

He gave her a guilty look, and came to hold her against him again. “I don’t like seeing you in pain. I don’t like not being able to do anything for you…”

He really was being too sweet. This was why, idiot that he was, she couldn’t help but love him. “There is one thing you could do for me,” she said, getting a wicked smirk on her face. “I could use a little relaxation…”

He stared at her. “You want tea? A backrub or something? How about—”

Winry grabbed him by the collar and gave what she hoped was a sexy grin (it was hard to feel sexy when you couldn’t see your feet anymore). “Not that kind of relaxation.”

With the way his eyes lit up, he got it now. “Uh…you sure?” he said…while glancing a bit longingly towards their bedroom. “Is it…safe to do?”

“What do you think was the first thing I asked him?”

The second she gave the okay, he grabbed her and kissed her hard, and then whisked her off to their bed. This whole pregnancy thing had been rough on him too, but with a little ‘fun’ now and again, they’d make it through…

Ten minutes later, a shirtless Ed sprinted from their bedroom to the kitchen, heaving and retching. He grabbed a glass of water and continued to sputter in disgust as Winry, sheet around her form, yelled back at him,

“I told you that might happen if you kept playing with them!”

Day 7 - Ugly Duckling
Day 6 - The Question
Day 5 - The Perfect Fit
Day 4 - Carrion Crows
Day 3 - Mother Hen
Day 2 - Lovebirds
Day 1 - Even the Bird Hates It
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Kitslinkysoul on December 21st, 2010 01:30 am (UTC)
Had to read that one twice. XDD "Oh...OH! 8'D"

Absolutely superb. This oughta be canon. <3 I love Ed freaking out about everything and Winry's just "DUDE CHILL". So perfect. I love this series.
Kit: Edwininulovinkit on December 21st, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
Ed would freak out about everything. He's that kind of guy. XD It drives Winry nuts, but it shows he ~cares~.

Also, I'm sorry for the visual. XD
✖ Bleed Peroxide ✖: FMA ★ Winry Boobs = Paradisebleed_peroxide on December 21st, 2010 02:54 am (UTC)
lmfao, he would freak out about pregnancy and certain side effects of it.
Kit: Edwininulovinkit on December 21st, 2010 03:28 am (UTC)
He's just worried. XD

Thanks for reading!
bluerose_mjbluerose_mj on December 21st, 2010 03:18 am (UTC)
XXDDDDD...see Ed you must have listened Winry
and he is so cute when he worry so much... well about everything lol
great fic!!
Kit: Edwininulovinkit on December 21st, 2010 03:30 am (UTC)
Ed can't help but worry...he's Ed. XD

Thanks for reading!
Antica: EdWin .. never back downanticagirl on December 21st, 2010 04:22 am (UTC)
Worried Ed is just so cute .. And I love how spunky Winry is in this one
the last line killed me with laughter, although I had to stare at it for a couple of seconds just to figure out what she meant by that XDDD
Kit: Edwininulovinkit on December 21st, 2010 04:30 am (UTC)
Well, Ed's gonna be worried no matter what...and I felt that while Winry might be pregnant, she's still Winry. XD

I thought the prompt might give a clue as to what just happened. XD Pregnancy does weird things to you indeed. XD
Bay Alexison: Thirstybay115 on December 21st, 2010 06:04 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, poor Ed at the end. He's probably going to have nightmares of that night for a while, lol. Worried Ed is quite adorable, though. :3
Kit: Edwininulovinkit on December 21st, 2010 06:06 am (UTC)
A+ icon. XD

Ed is certainly not going anywhere near them for the rest of the pregnancy. XD
n., cloud-cuckoo-land: [edward | winry] under a far-away skynefelokokkygia on December 21st, 2010 06:53 am (UTC)
Oh Ed, you little motherfucker, hahaha!

bob_fishbob_fish on December 21st, 2010 12:20 pm (UTC)
Muahahahaha. Oh, Ed.
Kit: Dancing Ling!inulovinkit on December 21st, 2010 07:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, Ed indeed.
cornerofmadnesscornerofmadness on December 22nd, 2010 04:43 am (UTC)
oh dear god. hahahaha, poor ed
Yuuki Hikari: Ed Smirkyuukihikari on December 25th, 2010 05:43 am (UTC)
I just had to read the summary to know that was going to happen XD; oh Ed... ohhhh
alchemyotaku75haganeneko on January 9th, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
He's going to have nightmares about this little 'adventure' for quite a while! They'll probably be ones of Winry dressed like a Holstein! XD

Ah, Ed; sometimes you have to listen to what you're being told...

Very funny!