Hey everyone! I'm back!

So, I've been trying to juggle getting two degrees, and trying to get my book published, and unfortunately the capsummaries got pushed to the back of the priority list.

But while I don't know what's going to happen with the vidsummaries (especially if youtube keeps taking them down) I PROMISED I would finish the capsummaries, and that's what I plan to do!

Even if it takes me another year to do so, I will finish these, no matter what.





Now, let us begin with Royai.


"Hey, Miss, you're pretty cute. You think sometime we could go on a date, or--"



"Or we could do that."


"Seems like we had to wait forever for the conclusion of this cliffhanger, huh?"


"Lieutenant, while I appreciate your gun fetish, do you really think this is the time?"


"The correct answer is 'Yes, Mistress' "


"You mean he really is into that?"


"Oh, not good."


"The Lieutenant is the only one allowed to top me."


"You know, Dude, I really was just kidding about the doujins."


"Must...not...find...angry...Mustang...sexy..."


"And now I will spend half the episode glaring at you."


FINGERSNAPS. ARE. FREAKING. EPIC.


FINAL SMASH!


"Well, this stinks."


"While I appreciate your gun fetish, Lieutenant, this really isn't the time."


"The cavalry has arrived! And Scar, too."


"My toy. Give it back."


"Damnit, Mustang, stop trying to steal my show! Who cares about a little squishy toy when everyone wants to know whether or not I'll finally get it on with Winry! You already steal my fangirls, what more do you want?"


"Don't you think so, too?"
"I really don't care about any of you, to be honest."


"Don't make me use 'The Power of Love' on you. It won't be pretty."


SAD/ADORABLE HUGHES FLASHBACK GO!


"If you kill him, Colonel, I will kill you, then myself."


"Dude, that's hardcore. You could have just said 'I'll never have sex with you again' and that would've worked."


*Angst, Angst, Royai, and Angst--*


"Okay, I've had just about enough of this shit!"


"You two, get a room and go have sex already, sheesh."


"And you, FullMetal Freak--you could've got it on with your girlfriend back home and you turned that down? No wonder you're in a bad mood all the time!"


"And WTF, Scar, you always look like you are having an attack of the angry constipation. Learn to smile for god's sake! Also, you are NOT a sexy hobo."


"Everything could have been resolved fifty chapters earlier if you guys didn't dawdle with the plot! This anime sucks, the first anime was so much better! At least I was an epic dragon in that one!"


"I mean, look at me! I'm a goddamn fetus with a vagina for a mouth!"


"Envy...you're envious of humans."




"Okay, fuck this shit, I'm outta here!"


"See ya'll in the fanfics, fangirls!"


Oh, wait, he's in this show, too.


"I'm putting you both under arrest!"
"...Sister, can I hit him?"
"Sure."


"Hahaha! This is the best boss drop item ever!"


"Hugz tiem nao?"


"Okay, flamethrower!"
"Actually, Dave, you probably shouldn't use a flamethrower. In some games it kills 'em, but in others you get FLAMING ZOMBIES OF DEATH."
"Yeah, maybe you're right. Who's got the rocket launcher?"
"Bob did. But he sold it to get that +2 Accuracy armor he wanted."
"Oh, GODDAMNIT, Bob!"


"I'm still here, you know."


"MY FIST SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"


"Hello. I have your head trapped in a chainsaw. Don't be alarmed."


Okay, TIME OUT. Who the fuck is that guy with the AWESOME hairdo? LOOK at that shit. Its like the standard army cut with...curly thingies attached. Plus the facial hair and that is the most awesomely hilarious haircut ever. I've decided his name is Rick. His hair just looks so...Rick-ish.


ANGRY HOUSEWIFE WANTS TO FIGHT!


"Dude, give me a sec, I'm near the end of Deathly Hallows and I want to finish it."


"SPOILER ALERT! Voldemort dies and Harry names his kids the stupidest names ever."
"Oh, Goddamnit, Hohenhiem!"