XD My FMA album on photobucket finally broke because I hit 2500 images. Thanks a lot guys. Now taking bets to see if I can break my FMA2 album before this series finishes.


We pick up where we left off with our resident grumpypants and his companions...

"Hey, wait up!"
"MOVE IT NO ONE CARES WE'RE WASTING DAYLIGHT!"


"I wonder what this suspiciously dynamite-looking thing is."


"Okay, this time, don't go up into the sniper tower. That always gets bombed first."


"Wait a minute, you can't kill him! This is a kids show!"


"Yes. Because obviously that whole Devils Nest episode never happened."


"But I must protest, in order to show you heroic and innocent I am."


"My left eye thinks you are an idiot."


"That softness might get you killed someday. And by 'someday' I mean later this episode."


"Let us focus on my gun for several minutes as a visual metaphor! It won't look odd at all!"


"Leave me alone in my Room of Angst!"


"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Buttercup--"
"This story isn't going to be a sissy story with kissing in it, is it?"


"We have a story in Xing about a golden haired, golden eyed Sage of Foreshadowing..."


Just in case you missed last episode or are slow, BONES SHALL EXPLAIN FOR YOU.


"Golden hair and golden eyes? That's just like Ed and Al! ...You know. In case you hadn't already made the connection."


"FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!"


"Hey, you guys hear something?"
"Nope, not a thing."
"...Please, please help me."


"Oh Alphoooooonse-sama!, I missed you sooooo much! But isn't it great that we were able to meet up here again and talk like this and its just like old times but now we're outside in the snow and isn't that romaaaaaantic and maybe later we can go sledding and build a snowman and then kiss in the snowfall like they do in all those movies and then we'll run off into the distance and be together and ever and ever and..."
"Uh, great. Hey, can you stop humping my arm, please?"


SEXY HOBO'S MANLY CHIN FEARS NOT YOUR TALES OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.


"We will take the Pass of Caradhras."


"Make sure the only one you hit is Kimblee. If you guys start teamkilling again, I swear to God..."


"Look at all the attention this tower is getting in this episode! I bet it won't have any relevance to the plot at all."


"K, so you guys stay here and look menacing--you aren't worth more than being throw away villans, anyway."
"Yes, Sir!"


"Okay, you have to kill him NOW, otherwise he'll come back in a ridiculously long boss fight."


"Why Hello there, FullMetal. I was just standing here being TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS to the snipers trying to shoot me as we speak."


"You don't seem too worried."
"Well, I'm not the one wearing a red shirt in this episode, now am I?"


"You know, by now, I really should have figured this would happen."


Because the X-men are starting to get pickier about their applicants.


ITS. SO. CANON.


An Ed eyecatch that's NOT paired with an Al one? I AM SHOCKED.


"Damn radar jammer."


"Nah, its cool Miles. Even though they're both chimeras and I can't see anything, I've got this totally under control."


"SO under control."


"I have dynamite. Your argument is invalid."


"And then I wowed them with SCIENCE."


"Isn't it odd how I just randomly pop up in this scene?"


The most annoying thing? Ed stays like that for quite a few frames. :/


"I'd like you to meet someone very special. His name is Stone....Stone says Hi."


"Dude, that's a freaking STONE, you know it can't actually talk, right?"


Without context, this cap makes no sense.

"Let us go, my doll-faced sidekick!"
"YATTA!"


"GIGAAAAAAAAAA---!"


"No, wait, Stone, come back! I STILL LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU---!"


"If you haven't already guessed by my conspicuous red eyes, you are properly fucked. You didn't even stop to consider that perhaps that wasn't the ONLY Stone in my life?"


"Because if its oral its not cheating."


And then they LITERALLY dropped a tower on Ed.


"I hope those fangirls who have a fetish for me covered in blood are satisfied, because I--"


"Why do I feel like i have a large pipe in my abdomen?"


"Huh, that's why."


NO ED! IT'S NOT TIME FOR SWIMMING LESSONS YET!


Al parties hard.


"Hey, Heinkel, I think he's still alive!"
"...Ewwwww. Alright, lets see what we got here..."

(Lame joke that no one will get. Again.)
((Apparently people DO get it! :D ))


"Hey Kid, you okay?"
"Yes, because obviously lying in a pool of my own blood with a pole through my gut means I am most definitely okay."


"Come to think of it, I REALLY should have seen this coming, should't I?"


"The dramatic music and dramatic lighting indicates that this will be an intense scene. You ready?"


5:30 PM timeslot: BECAUSE WE CAN'T SHOW BLOOD OR SCARY SCENES TO LITTLE KIDS.


"To the one person out there who found that erotic: fuck you."


"Kthx. Brb gotta go fight Kimblee."


"...Okay, you think he's dead now?"


"Hey, you think this'll be relevant in about twenty episodes?"
"Nah, just throw it away."


Right now, I am wearing my heartless t-shirt, Gurren Lagann jacket and triforce earrings. It's true--these things DO make you feel 100% more awesome when you are wearing them.