Damn Metal Gear for being so addicting.

I am sorry for the following scene, but my fanficcy mind just took hold. XD


"Okay, I seriously think Arakawa does all these shirtless automail scenes on PURPOSE."


"Don't complain. You know she has to fill a quota."


"I enjoy them, FullMetal."
"...Yeah, now I REALLY hate doing this."


"Hey, Kimblee's creepy. You should stay away from him."
"Why? He seemed really nice to me."
"...that's the point."


"It's too bad. I would have liked to have murdered met your parents."


"See? He seems like a nice guy!"
"...Are you really that blind?"
"...Says the guy that still denies our UST."
"What was that?"


"Okay! Now let's work on your leg!"
"...Um, Winry...that's not my leg."


Riza and Hayate-- the other Edwin shippers on deck.


"HOLYCRAPSHE'SCUTEANDWHENSHELEANSLIKETHATICANSEEHERBOOBSOMGOMGOMOGOMG--"


"DON'TFREAKDON'TFREAKDON'TTHINKABOUTHERBOOBSDON'TTHINKABOUTHERBOOBSDON'TTHINK--"


"...And he STILL denies it?"
"...You say something important?"


"WTF was that for?"
"I need SOMETHING for what I put up with, don't I?"


"Does it REALLY say 'Winry loves Ed' on the back of my shoulder port?"


"CHECK OUT THESE SWEET AND TOTALLY UNNECESSARY DIAMOND TIPS!"


"Did you know that you're my heeeee-rrro?"


"Ed, let me put some on you!"
"I KNEW you had an automail fetish!"


SOME RANDOM JAPANESE WORD ATTACK NAME THING THAT I CANNOT READ!


"WTF was that for?"
"...I hate guys who don't see how good they have it."


"Hey, don't wander too much around the fortress. It's dangerous, like Kimblee. And there's creepy people, like Kimblee. You should stay away from strangers, like Kimblee. Did I mention you should not talk to Kimblee?"


"Hello, I am here to make you slightly uncomfortable regarding your potential girlfriend."


"I want a line in this episode!"


"BRB, going to hunt molepeople."


"Remember the basics of CQC!"


"So everyone gets to cool stuff except me. I feel so left out."


"Finally! There's that stupid Socom!"


"They came from the blackness--!"


"Okay, who woke me up from my friggin nap?"


"I hear you used to work for Colonel Mustang. How was that?"
"It was...exhilarating."


"Where did that ominous latin chanting come from?"


"Come on Master Selim, you should get to bed. You have a big day tomorrow. You know, those kittens aren't going to torch themselves!"


"You must be very proud of him."
"Yes, he's my PRIDE and joy. I am very PROUD of him as my son. It's such a PRIDE to have a son like him. PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE."


"PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE. Did I mention PRIDE?"


"Okay, seriously how did we all miss this for like 7 years?"


"Hiiiiiiiiiiii."


"Can you really blame me? After that dumb ending the first anime gave me?"


"Yeah, that was kind of stupid."


"I AM THE THING THAT DARKNESS FEARS!"


"I'm so kawaii desu!"


"CHECK OUT THESE SWEET TENTACLES!"


"I'm now going to tentacle grope you with these shadow tentacles that somehow can hurt you despite being made of shadow!"


"Oh come on, like Arakawa would really kill me off in a pathetic way like this."


"Well, the creepy music stopped and I'm not dead, so I guess I'm free to go."


"Is it just me, or is my hair really fluffy in this episode?"


"I won't collapse a building on you and nearly kill you in the process. Scout's honor."


"METAL GEEEEEAR?!!!"


"I just like seeing man conquer nature, you know, survival of the fittest and all that."
"Yeah, but what if nature ends up conquering you?"
"Pfft. Yeah, like that'll happen."


"I'm a simple man. I just like blowing shit up."


"Here, I'll give you something. Have Stone."
"*sniff* Why must you betray me, Kimblee? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIALLLLLL!!!!"


"So Kimblee really is mean after all...God, I'm stupid."


"Please work, my Elric Telepathy!"


"Totally not agreeing just so I can buy time."


"BTW, the Philosopher's Stone is people. And Kimblee's creepy. And the country is going to be destroyed by these weird people unless we stop it. We've been pretty much keeping the whole plot from you all this time."


"BRB, gotta go prove that I am actually awesome."


"Totally not using that UST between Ed and Me so I can buy some time."


"You're stupid!"
"No, you're stupid!"
"No, you!"
"...I can't believe I have to put up with this."


"BTW, its gonna be real dangerous. We might even end up impaled through the stomach or something."


"I know, but I gotta prove I am awesome, too!"

...I'm sorry for the unfunny MGS jokes. I just couldn't help myself.